July 31, 2017

“How may we help you?” I really like the Slender Man myth.  There was that horrific bit with those two girls.  However, I think it really is one of the more interesting pieces of pop culture to arise in quite a long time.  Slender is whatever type of bogeyman you want him to be.  I… Read more

“Hello, thank you for holding.  This is Satan speaking.  How can I help you?” Every year when March rolls around, someone in Technical Support suggests the same thing; “Hey!  Let’s change our voices to an Indian accent on April first!  That’ll be hilarious.” To which I usually reply, “Whoa, hold your horses you unimaginatively racist,… Read more

No really, look at that butterfly. These days, I am just not a huge fan of the zombie genre.  Pulling on the uber-nerd card; I was reading The Walking Dead before it was cool!  I want to say that I watch the first episode of the show, and was just tired of it then.  When… Read more

Garble blurble grumble grunts! When people start asking how my day was, I think I am going to start responding with sketches. “How was your day?” “My day was,” shows picture of Triogrepuslops. “Oh…oh…OK.” The more disturbing the image, the worse the day was.  It is the subtly that denotes the severity of the day…. Read more

All Hail the Salmon King! Work can be more ruthless than the schoolyard some times.  Wear a salmon-colored shirt, and suddenly your moniker is The Salmon King.  Naturally, with my over imaginative brain, this leads to a doodle. I have this concept for a story brewing in my head where all disputes in the galaxy… Read more

There can be only one beard. NOBLEBEARD, the Beardlanderer.  He travels about the cosmos seeking out the finest of all beards.  He then challenges the wearer of said beard to a duel.  Should they lose (and they always do), NOBLEBEARD absorbs the defeated’s beard and moves on to his next conquest.  In time he will… Read more

“Ay wahnt ike krheem!” This is the ice cream monster.  He wants ice cream.  He will do whatever he can to consume all face-meltingly awesome ice cream in the vicinity.  That is his purpose.  His path of destruction is not wanton.  The poor thing just really loves ice cream.  It like the Cookie Monster if… Read more

Heya.  Seemed like an opportune time for an update. I was recently in Oregon to see my bud’s wedding.  I took the time to check out Crater Lake — totally awesome, totally worth the trip.  Unfortunately the Spacelord’s body hates these quick trips across the country (literally), and boy am I tired. Having been back… Read more

Spare a dollar for the cause. What cause is that you ask?  It does not matter any more.  This cat is his own person; free of the system meant to trap the mind in consumerism and compliance.  Streets are home.  The bottle is currency.  Mary Jane is the sweet mistress providing you breath.  The System… Read more

This fish gives hugs. This is a cuddle fish.  It gives hugs.  It is there to hug you at the end of your long day.  It has dinner prepping before you get home.  It is there to cuddle you while you watch Game Of Thrones.  It gently pets your cats to assure them they are… Read more