October 31, 2017

Once the perfect being, he is now the sworn enemy of Spacelord Pajamas — Nofar. Back when I was a kid, I used to act out scenarios with my toys — Legos specifically.  There was always my hero character — who evolved over the years to become Spacelord Pajamas.  Opposite of that was Nofar —… Read more

“OK, yeah!  Now THAT is weird.” “You should have seen these guys the other week.  Called me in about giant ants.  Giant ants!  Can you believe that?  Whole thing took like five minutes to clear up; barely worth the time.” “But yeah, this is weird.  No literally, we just call them The Weird.  Language is… Read more

“Oh good; I see you got my document.” “Do you remember me?  You have been stuffed in my sock drawer since the early 80s.  I am not sure how time passes in that lamp of yours.  I am 39 now.  I went to school; got my degree; and then pursued a law degree at one… Read more

“Wish Granted! “Hahahah!  The joke is on you kid!  I am an EVIL GENIE!  I play the long game, bitch!  In 15-20 years your wish of infinite tokens will be useless!  There won’t even be arcades any more!  The home console market will have eliminated their price margins! “By 2010, bars will need new gimmicks… Read more

“Hey…hey kid…you awake?  I’m gonna eat’yah!” “Go away, Mr. Bojangles.  Mom says you’re not real.” “No real, eh?  I’ll show her how real I am when I bite her face off!” “MOM!!! Mr. Bojangles said he’s going to bite your face off!  MOM!” “Honey, go to sleep.  There are no monsters in your closet.” “See…you’re… Read more

“I don’t think this is what I ordered…” Office manager checks the list, “No, says right here that you ordered the Far Realm Special with extra Lovecraftian Sauce.” “Um…?”    

A few yah’or’nahh back, Y’ drew precursor l’ ahf’ Y’ mgep hoped would ah mgfm’latghnanah cthulhu digital illustration. H’ mgepmggoka ya few yah’or’nahh, mgng Y’ finally h’ mgepuaaah. Fahf ehye ahuaaah or’azath llll ah’legeth n’ghftnahh ng mgn’ghftt, etc. L’ yeah. Mggoka’drn likes h’. Y’ mgep fun h’ ah. Y’ hai mgep cthulhu ep ya cap…. Read more

“Would you like to overwrite data?” *YES* #AudibleGasp I cannot remember this ever happening to me.  It’s an old adage though — lil’ brother asks to play your game, you let’em, he overwrites your save file that was never the end of the game forcing you to play it all over again.  Tale as old… Read more

“In Mother Russia; Pokemon catch you!” I could not get that line out of my head today.  I really love Pokemon.  I love it so much, I once told a boardroom full of old men how to catch one in a presentation I made up because it sounded awesome. But I always imagine there is… Read more

“Tell me about your career and how you think that fits with our company…” Something does not need fourteen arms, nine tongues, and a thousand eyes to be scary.  How about simply trying to bring your life’s skills and qualities to summation for a quick judgement in front of perfect stranger? Job interviews suck.  For… Read more