“So look, Simon — like I was saying…” “Oh, you got the flame whip thing. That’s cool and all…look so I am stuck in some of my favorite video games, and I have to help you beat the game to get out. I know you gotta get to the top of the castle and all…oh… Read more
“Hey, you remember that big glowing disc in the desert in Sector-42?” “Yeah, did the team finish the survey?” “Well…no. Situation has kinda changed.” “What do you mean?” “The team is not responding this morning. The bits of that disc are scattered everywhere and a massive chain link is laying limp from the edge of… Read more
“So these big things are extinct…right?” “Yeah.” “Okay…good. I think.” “However, the thing that ate them…that’s another story.” “Oh shi…”
When a conversation about how awesome Uruguay is*… …leads to discussions about astronauts and ninjas. Which turns into space ninjas. #SpaceForce *In 2005, Uruguay was the first exporter of software in South America. The Frente Amplio government, while continuing payments on Uruguay’s external debt, also undertook an emergency plan to attack the widespread… Read more
“You have interfered for the last time, SPACELORD!” “Heard it, before, snugglebutt. Why don’t you just give up and let me go for pizza?” “Never! I am absolute!” “Absolutely a mass-murdering purple butt for a face!”
“I grow bored…the only thing that shall sate me is this planet’s utter destruction.” *BOOM-BOOM* “What in the oblivion is that…?” *turns to look in the direction of the sonic booms, but before he can…* WHAM!
“Your flesh is too weak to resist! “What made you think you could stand against the glory that is, Nofar?! Nofar relishes little in your destruction. Who now will construct grand monuments to my greatness? Who will siphon your resources to my grand design?! You make Nofar work, you terrible heathens to my glory! “Is… Read more
“Pathetic flesh sacks! Your mortal weapons cannot harm me!” “I am invulnerable! I am eternal! I am beyond your comprehension and power!” “I gave you a chance at a merciful subjugation! Now your end will be beyond brutal! Wail to whatever gods you may have — beg them for paradise, for Nofar brings your doom!”
“Denizens of this planet of who’s name I will not bother to learn…!” “I am Nofar; scourge of the cosmos, shaper of my desire, emperor of despair, sultan of sorrow, destroyer of hope, bringer of the damned, the prime being, and the grace that will alter the universe to perfection.” “Surrender to me, and you… Read more
DAILY DOODLE – 06.15.2018, buccaneer
I have been pretty obsessed with #PillarsofEternity #Deadfire lately. Of the many races, I dig the Godlike-Aumaua (Fire-based of course) and the Orlan. While I know the Orlan are not cat people…they’re cat people to me, and I can’t see them as being anything else. So yeah…I play a cat pirate in the game. That’s awesome.