“Guys! That kaiju monster is blowing up everything!” “Yeah, we know…hold on.” “It just took out a whole mountain range!!!” “Yeah, we know! Mathing here.” “I think I can survive this. I mean I survived a nuclear blast once…” “Its not a nuclear breath weapon! It’s heat!! Like 5 batrillion kelvins!” “That’s not a number, Orange…meter… Read more
Poppins hates pencils. Also, bugs, lizards, rabbits, being held, lack of treats, being away from her hoo-muns for long periods of time, and night time. But mostly pencils. Each one of them is a vile villain that must be knocked to the floor and shamed. Now that I work from home, I have a few… Read more
Sometimes you look down at the pad of paper and go… “I’m gonna draw a samurai club sandwich.” And you do it. And you laugh. And that is Friday folks.
On the edges of the badlands lies a town called Ys’ildor. Before it was a bustling city of trade and adventure, it was a small port town whose only visits were a band of raiding pirates. One faithful day, while on a long journey, an individual wandered into town and asked for a drink at… Read more
They call them; dentists. In truth, they are dark fey entities who thrive on the plaque from your teeth to create the strongest adhesive known to any sentient. When I was a kid, going to the dentist was kinda cool; TVs were on the ceiling, everything tasted like candy, the cleaning was like gentle fairies… Read more
Back from training. Surrounded by home office and cats. This is my life now. Can’t complain. Back to colored lunchtime doodles.
Obligatory Spacelord picture. That is all.
“Your future isn’t bright, meat sacks!” It’s been a long day…this was gonna be a series of lightbulb puns, but those are kind of difficult to come up with.
Hey there. Yeah. I am an alligator — in your pool. You didn’t clean it all winter; what did you think would happen? The swamp itself is less brown than your lil’ wading pond here. Plus side; I ate all the frogs that took up residence. Bad side; you got a gator in your pool…. Read more
“Hey there Mr. Owlhydra…thing… “Yeah so we used to fight and stuff but I guess we need to get along now. No hard feelings? Wanna get a pizza?” … “You’re not saying much there…uh, can you even talk?”