Rainy day? Not when you have a Portalcow! Turn that frown, upside down…teleport that rain someplace else! I guess it would make more sense to simply teleport to where you’re going rather than walk through the rain with a portal over one’s head? Hrm…
Any time I hear the term, “hedge knight”, this is what I think of. Knight Errant…sure. Whatever. Just…just go watch some sci-fi, please?
I have been working on a Soda Sorceress design for a while. She sorta came to me when a friend showed me a trick with a half-filled soda can. The design has been one of constant refinement. I always knew she should have a ‘witch’ motif. Always dug a small yellow cape for her. Orange-red… Read more
Fahf ah bob. bob ah lloigazath n’ghftdrn. H’ hates gof’nn ng loves f’ lllln’gha. bob enjoys spaghetti ep candle mgn’ghft llll brazed lw’nafhnah if ymg’ would like l’ l’ ai bob, swipe epgoka
The twin-jack lizbit… Very ferocious. Very territorial.
You can stare at the Abyss too long… The Abyss is wide and nigh all consuming. Watching a few videos about incels, I found myself hugging a cat mutter, “I will not blow up the Internet…” over and over. Not a day goes by where I do not think, “Shit, why does the Internet exist?” … Read more
She hangs around. Purple Happy Hatchet Monkey. Don’t be sad when she hangs around. She’s there to make your day. She wants to play. When you play, she has fun. Having fun, your bones will dry in the sun.
“Why do you have a cat strapped to a helicopter drone?” “You mean our helicater? Why that is our best seller!” “A helicat…nevermind; why a cat?” “They just tend to notice things that people don’t. So we put a specialized helmet with a camera and strap’em to a drone, and away they go. They love… Read more
She is waiting for you. Pretty Pink Bunny sits quietly, patiently, silently waiting for you to get home. She watches you brush your teeth. She sees you putz around on your phone before you fall asleep. She is there when you wake up uneasy in the middle of the night and walk into the kitchen… Read more
Lithe. Sleek. Flashy. Big Pappa Blue Bear wants you to know she’s coming. You will see her coming from a mile away and that is what she wants. She enjoys that look on your face when you know all you can do is run. Everyone you know, everyone around you, they will all fall to… Read more