Oh, did you want to use your computer today? Yes Mr. Thursday, I did…uh, why do you ask? It’s Thursday; the worst day. Your computer is broke. It does not work. Processor maybe…? What!? No! Fuck you Thursday!! Have a fun day!
Isn’t it the cutest? I am sure the Internet has done this one better, but this all all my things rolled up into one.
#DragonQuest -ing; On the Quest for Dragons – Convictions of Reinforcements
Dragons. They are the one mythical creature that seems to transcend all cultures. Every culture seems to both revere and fear these giant creatures. They are the final bosses, mini-boss, mystical quest givers, wish-granters of a lot of fiction and fantasy. There is no greater feat a fictional heroic person can accomplish than that of… Read more
#DragonQuest -ing; On the Quest for Dragons – Original Memory Quest
This is a repost of something I started about a year or more back. Having listened to Retronauts recent talks on the first two of the series, I got a wicked flood of nostalgia. With Dragon Quest 11’s Switch release somewhere in limbo currently, it reminded me that I had started a life goal that… Read more
“They will destroy you if they can!” “I don’t fear them…I just hate them…”
So, did the Spacelord end the Doom of Thulsa on planet Osric. And having no further concern, he and his companions sought adventure and pizza in the Far Reaches of Space. Many feuds did the Spacelord contend, and a great many more pizzas were consume. Pineapple and sausage toppings were heaped upon his name and,… Read more
This… This is me the past two mornings and for about twelve hours after. I shall find you tonight sleep. I shall find you…
FLAMING SOUR CHERRY SLASH! I really don’t know where I am going with these. They just keep sparking from random words in conversion.
Bubblegum Lightning! A lil’ thunder. A lil’ lightning. All bubblegum hijinks.