“By the power of beef tacos!” Diablo.  Cow levels.  Portal staffs.  That’s how you get the name Portalcow.  It just works; run with it.  Or is it Portal-Cow, like Spider-man?  Or go with Portalcow like Ironman?  These are intense decisions that must be made! What happens when you keep feeding cheeseburgers to a cow?  Psychic… Read more

A Royale with cheese! Going back to thoughts of agriculture and animal husbandry allowing for human brains to settle and get bigger; would a cow eat a cheeseburger?  Like, if cows got bigger brains and became sentient, would they herd their own kind?  Would they herd us?  Sheep perhaps?  What if sheep got a hold… Read more

This popped up on my Facebook feed today.  I drew this years ago.  Like five years ago.  I do not really remember the story about this one.  A friend had a cat stuffed up in his car wheel-well and could not get it out.  Then once he did, it would not leave.  After such a… Read more

*blurble* “Recent research has shown the empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited. And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking.  As a world leader, it is important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe there will always be a need for us to have… Read more

Blundering through it’s day. The Gorillaphant is a fearsome beast that commands the presence of the room that it is in…and then some.  It’s natural habitat is anywhere it wants to be.  To encounter it is life threatening.  To survive it is life changing.  As in, “Hey, you survived the gorillaphant!  Excellent job!” I do… Read more

Would you like some cheese with that wine? There was a study that came out last year citing that Millennials are responsible for half the wine consumption in the United States.  They are drinking so much, that they are changing how wine is sold. A little known fact is that cats are responsible for another… Read more

This is in your blood — RIGHT NOW!  Maybe… Remember when you were a kid and you used to chuckle when Wilfred Brimley came on the TV during the Price Is Right and was like, “Hey…diabetes is a serious thing”?  Remember how you just sorta chuckled at that and wished Bob Barker would come back… Read more

“…and thus the mutual defense alliances are simply one part of the cascade of nightmare scenarios that led to World War 1.” I have a friend.  This friend has no interest in history.  Often I start to ramble on about history and their eyes just roll back in their head.  It is a sight to… Read more

The day in summation; “Oh yeah!  Awesome!” to, “Enh…” I do not ever think I have drawn something truly grotesque.  I definitely have never really dealt with the transition from Man to Monster.  Considering my love science fiction and cosmic horror, I should probably doodle that type of genre more often.  My days often lend… Read more

“How may we help you?” I really like the Slender Man myth.  There was that horrific bit with those two girls.  However, I think it really is one of the more interesting pieces of pop culture to arise in quite a long time.  Slender is whatever type of bogeyman you want him to be.  I… Read more