satan technical support

DAILY DOODLE – 07.28.2017, tech support is hell

By / July 28, 2017

“Hello, thank you for holding.  This is Satan speaking.  How can I help you?” Every year when March rolls around, someone in Technical Support suggests the same thing; “Hey!  Let’s change our voices to an Indian accent on April first!  That’ll be hilarious.” To which I usually reply, “Whoa, hold your horses you unimaginatively racist,… Read more

Brains?

DAILY DOODLE – 07.27.2017, aw look at the butterfly

By / July 27, 2017

No really, look at that butterfly. These days, I am just not a huge fan of the zombie genre.  Pulling on the uber-nerd card; I was reading The Walking Dead before it was cool!  I want to say that I watch the first episode of the show, and was just tired of it then.  When… Read more

WTF is this?!

DAILY DOODLE – 07.26.2017, how was your day?

By / July 26, 2017

Garble blurble grumble grunts! When people start asking how my day was, I think I am going to start responding with sketches. “How was your day?” “My day was,” shows picture of Triogrepuslops. “Oh…oh…OK.” The more disturbing the image, the worse the day was.  It is the subtly that denotes the severity of the day…. Read more

the salmon king

DAILY DOODLE – 07.25.2017, all hail the salmon king

By / July 25, 2017

All Hail the Salmon King! Work can be more ruthless than the schoolyard some times.  Wear a salmon-colored shirt, and suddenly your moniker is The Salmon King.  Naturally, with my over imaginative brain, this leads to a doodle. I have this concept for a story brewing in my head where all disputes in the galaxy… Read more

NOBLEBEARD, the Beardlanderer

DAILY DOODLE – 07.24.2017, there can be only one…beard

By / July 24, 2017

There can be only one beard. NOBLEBEARD, the Beardlanderer.  He travels about the cosmos seeking out the finest of all beards.  He then challenges the wearer of said beard to a duel.  Should they lose (and they always do), NOBLEBEARD absorbs the defeated’s beard and moves on to his next conquest.  In time he will… Read more

ice cream monster

DAILY DOODLE – 07.20.2017, ice cream

By / July 20, 2017

“Ay wahnt ike krheem!” This is the ice cream monster.  He wants ice cream.  He will do whatever he can to consume all face-meltingly awesome ice cream in the vicinity.  That is his purpose.  His path of destruction is not wanton.  The poor thing just really loves ice cream.  It like the Cookie Monster if… Read more

crater lake, oregon

continuing to awesome

By / July 20, 2017

Heya.  Seemed like an opportune time for an update. I was recently in Oregon to see my bud’s wedding.  I took the time to check out Crater Lake — totally awesome, totally worth the trip.  Unfortunately the Spacelord’s body hates these quick trips across the country (literally), and boy am I tired. Having been back… Read more

hipster homeless cat

DAILY DOODLE – 07.19.2017, welcome to portland

By / July 19, 2017

Spare a dollar for the cause. What cause is that you ask?  It does not matter any more.  This cat is his own person; free of the system meant to trap the mind in consumerism and compliance.  Streets are home.  The bottle is currency.  Mary Jane is the sweet mistress providing you breath.  The System… Read more

cuddle fish

DAILY DOODLE – 07.18.2017, all the hugs

By / July 18, 2017

This fish gives hugs. This is a cuddle fish.  It gives hugs.  It is there to hug you at the end of your long day.  It has dinner prepping before you get home.  It is there to cuddle you while you watch Game Of Thrones.  It gently pets your cats to assure them they are… Read more

an average customer

DAILY DOODLE – 07.12.2017, tentacles are the best

By / July 12, 2017

I have no idea what this is, but I am pretty sure it calls our help desk every day. Sometimes I just doodle without a purpose or understanding of what I am doodling.  Some times the brain just guides the hand.  I have often drawn customers that talk to me on the phone.  They usually… Read more

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