If you think about it long enough… …Santa’s just a despotic leader leading a rogue nation of consumer/workers.
Beware the potatoes! They can be quite…alarming.
“They will destroy you if they can!” “I don’t fear them…I just hate them…”
The Purple Deleter. I can’t explain this one. I just know it is hiding in your clothes hamper right now…
She hangs around. Purple Happy Hatchet Monkey. Don’t be sad when she hangs around. She’s there to make your day. She wants to play. When you play, she has fun. Having fun, your bones will dry in the sun.
They call them; dentists. In truth, they are dark fey entities who thrive on the plaque from your teeth to create the strongest adhesive known to any sentient. When I was a kid, going to the dentist was kinda cool; TVs were on the ceiling, everything tasted like candy, the cleaning was like gentle fairies… Read more
“So look, Simon — like I was saying…” “Oh, you got the flame whip thing. That’s cool and all…look so I am stuck in some of my favorite video games, and I have to help you beat the game to get out. I know you gotta get to the top of the castle and all…oh… Read more
“Pathetic flesh sacks! Your mortal weapons cannot harm me!” “I am invulnerable! I am eternal! I am beyond your comprehension and power!” “I gave you a chance at a merciful subjugation! Now your end will be beyond brutal! Wail to whatever gods you may have — beg them for paradise, for Nofar brings your doom!”
“Denizens of this planet of who’s name I will not bother to learn…!” “I am Nofar; scourge of the cosmos, shaper of my desire, emperor of despair, sultan of sorrow, destroyer of hope, bringer of the damned, the prime being, and the grace that will alter the universe to perfection.” “Surrender to me, and you… Read more
DAILY DOODLE – 06.12.2018, ambiguity
“Are your nachos good?” “Our nachos are ambiguous in nature, and seek to sate their natural instincts and hunger. To assign the construct of good or evil to them would be misrepresentative of their nature.” “I’ll have the chimichanga then…?” “Excellent; chaotic neutral or neutral evil style?”