So, did the Spacelord end the Doom of Thulsa on planet Osric. And having no further concern, he and his companions sought adventure and pizza in the Far Reaches of Space. Many feuds did the Spacelord contend, and a great many more pizzas were consume. Pineapple and sausage toppings were heaped upon his name and,… Read more
Any time I hear the term, “hedge knight”, this is what I think of. Knight Errant…sure. Whatever. Just…just go watch some sci-fi, please?
The twin-jack lizbit… Very ferocious. Very territorial.
DAILY DOODLE – 06.01.2018, exaggeration
Oh wow… …so you were totes serious about the giant four-armed, snake-goblin thing with a shillelagh the size of a small house. I’ll be honest; I thought you were exaggerating about the whole “four arms thing”.
DAILY DOODLE – 05.23.2018, sauce
These are the Keepers of THE Sauce. In the Time Forgotten, there was peace. The bird-people of Antariqis VII lived in harmony like no other. There was plenty for all. The fields were green. The lives were long. The people were content. Then the Terran Empire arrived, stretching out it’s hand of diplomacy. They brought… Read more
DAILY DOODLE – 05.11.2018, appropriation
There is a mild amount of ill-advise appropriation going on here. I realized that. However, the 12-year-old scrambling around in my brain remained undeterred in this climatic mash-up. To be fair, something like the LUCHASUMODOR (yes, all caps; Sumo + Mexican wrestler) is what happens when a bunch’a dude in cubicles who are sixty calls… Read more
DAILY DOODLE – 04.23.2018, kong
This is Clint Barker coming live from WCTV’s Chopper-1. I am just above the Mitchell Building where a giant cat — unimaginatively being called “Cat Kong” by city officials, is currently climbing the building and clawing at it’s surface. It’s meows have shattered windows in a five-block radius… Oh, this just in; the cat is… Read more
DAILY DOODLE – 04.09.2018, veggie punch
I am really struggling with eating vegetables. I kinda just want to punch them because they taste bad. They don’t taste like meat — bacon specifically. They taste like roots and fibers. Also, some veggies are evil mutants looking to supplant all other life forms. Dinner can be complicated.
DAILY DOODLE – 04.03.2018, inventory
Meet Murray. Murray is an Uninterruptible Power Supply (UPS). Without an actual inventory tracking system people can only guess his age. Average lifespan of a UPS is 3-to-5 years give or take. People only remember him sittin’ in that dank corner behind the desk for…like, 2 years? Not like he’s been sitting there for 7 years. … Read more
DAILY DOODLE – 04.02.2018, farm justice
After exercising his own brand of personal justice on the cartels… Rick Bacon is demoted and reassigned to the rural detachment. Partnered with the lazily unethical, Edgar Eggstone, the two will stumble upon a conspiracy that will change the farm forever. Action Cop-Show Magazine calls it the, “must see crime series of the year.” The… Read more