weird

Isn’t it the cutest? I am sure the Internet has done this one better, but this all all my things rolled up into one.

Rainy day?  Not when you have a Portalcow! Turn that frown, upside down…teleport that rain someplace else! I guess it would make more sense to simply teleport to where you’re going rather than walk through the rain with a portal over one’s head?  Hrm…

Fahf ah bob. bob ah lloigazath n’ghftdrn. H’ hates gof’nn ng loves f’ lllln’gha. bob enjoys spaghetti ep candle mgn’ghft llll brazed lw’nafhnah if ymg’ would like l’ l’ ai bob, swipe epgoka

Sometimes you look down at the pad of paper and go… “I’m gonna draw a samurai club sandwich.” And you do it.  And you laugh.  And that is Friday folks.

They call them; dentists. In truth, they are dark fey entities who thrive on the plaque from your teeth to create the strongest adhesive known to any sentient. When I was a kid, going to the dentist was kinda cool; TVs were on the ceiling, everything tasted like candy, the cleaning was like gentle fairies… Read more

Hey there. Yeah.  I am an alligator — in your pool.  You didn’t clean it all winter; what did you think would happen?  The swamp itself is less brown than your lil’ wading pond here. Plus side; I ate all the frogs that took up residence.  Bad side; you got a gator in your pool…. Read more

“Hey there Mr. Owlhydra…thing… “Yeah so we used to fight and stuff but I guess we need to get along now.  No hard feelings?  Wanna get a pizza?” … “You’re not saying much there…uh, can you even talk?”

“It looks like it’s going to be a penalty on the Russians…” “Totally a penalty as the octahedron is flung wild into the stands.  Yes that will be a corner bloodletting for the Yhultyxh’ians.” “Absolutely; this could be tough for the Russians — they may have been the only survivors of the decimation of their… Read more

“Whoa!  Someone missed nap time!” The Spacelord had crept, lost, in the asteroid for hours when the hard rock gave way to a moist atmosphere, and sinew-like flesh.  It took him just a moment or two to realize something was living deep inside the ancient stellar fragment floating there in space.  He dashed away, firing… Read more