The Devil appears and presents a moral quandary. In order to proceed, you must either eat a baby or a cat. This is a difficult choice with multiple follow up questions for PortalCow.
Smash your freedom and diversity! Only vegetables shall reign! …Which…can you have vegetable purity if there are different types of vegetables? Or are they just all vegetables? Is one better than the other? Not sure anyone cares the thoughts of a Brutal Bro-ccoli…
Bloodthirsty pre-ketchup. A Berserker Tomato. I dig it. It can block projectiles by placing their energized machetes in front. Looking at this…need to change those feet to something more grotesque…
What’s that red dot on your chest?! SNIPER CARROTS! Working on a concept for a side-scroller for the Spacelord. The enemies are plant-based…vegetables. Because vegetables are evil…and gross.
Isn’t it the cutest? I am sure the Internet has done this one better, but this all all my things rolled up into one.
The Purple Deleter. I can’t explain this one. I just know it is hiding in your clothes hamper right now…
The twin-jack lizbit… Very ferocious. Very territorial.
She hangs around. Purple Happy Hatchet Monkey. Don’t be sad when she hangs around. She’s there to make your day. She wants to play. When you play, she has fun. Having fun, your bones will dry in the sun.
“Why do you have a cat strapped to a helicopter drone?” “You mean our helicater? Why that is our best seller!” “A helicat…nevermind; why a cat?” “They just tend to notice things that people don’t. So we put a specialized helmet with a camera and strap’em to a drone, and away they go. They love… Read more